Horus9's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The G4 Cube]

2.08 in the portal? GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!

1 ) The G4 cube does come with a keyboard , mouse, and a processor faster than the one you've got!

2) Hey Mac Bashers! Take a look at the early pics of Tom Fulp in the Bio Section! Notice he's using a MAC!!!!

3) I've submitted movies I actually WORKED on for days, yet they acheive lower scores, than this, which took 2 minutes to make. Why? It's original.

4) Once again... the G4 Cube is still faster than any PC. If I need to get into the tech aspects of how it is possible, feel free to email me - [e-mail] !

[A b/w animated story]

It is times like this when I'm Furious...

The viewers of the Portal need a good wake up call! Movies like this have a score of 3.73 (at time of review) and yet a similar movie I know of (I will not mention... but I'll codname it Bob) got deleted off of the portal... which made sense.. well, compared to this.

BUT LET ME EXPLAIN before you flame me!

Shadowe, your artistic talents rock, and even though Rob D Clubbed to Death is getting overused ( Which the movie "Bob" was shot down for because it was used in Scrotum 2! ) It was appropriate for the theme of the movie.

You have the talent... but why I am angry is becuase you took a peice of Flash Noir, and gave it Crappy Characters... even worse, you gave him the name: "Retardo!"

It breaks the entire storyline!!! That's like having South Park Characters making a serious cover of "Titanic!" (Now that I think about it, that might actually be funny...) But it ruined a good movie!

I'm forced to give this movie a 5 out of 10.

[Black & White to Red]

Very Nice

This was good, if you would have written the poem yourself I probably would have given a higher score..

Other than that, I appreciate gritty graphics when it comes to times like this, but yours needed some fine tuning. A sharper, crisper drawing style would have worked better... at least I think so.

Other than that, nice job!

[Failed Breakfast Cereals]

This ticks me off

This movie should not be called "Failed Breakfast Cereals." It should be called " ADVERTISEMENT FOR ZTHING.COM!" It really pisses me off how you guys slap your name all over anything that comes from your site. The romp at least just does the preloader. But at least the romp serves up GOOD animation! While this was funny, I've not seen one animated peice that compared to the work of Ben Apgar or Brian Beaton, or Tom Fulp himself! C'mon! Stop Advertising on the Portal, okay?